Things to do While Waiting for a Mawkeb ... Asl Seyadto Me3addy!!

So you’re riding a Carrera or an incredible Hurricane Beemer … right in the middle of one of those mawkeb traffic blocks!! Can get extremely frustrating! There are so many techniques to make such hours seem shorter, other than a giant bazooka :D

So that’s what I usually do lamma yekoon seyadto me3addy. I stare like a geek into other people’s windows. I’m not nosey or anything, but because the cars are literally jammed together, showayya showayya neb2a 3eshret 3omr! I’ve seen people do lots of things. Break your frustration by doing some of those things during the hopeless wait :D

Just like I’d do, find some people having a domestic argument, watch them until they’re finished, then tell them how enjoyable watching them was.

Keep inching forward with the others until you’re all squished and there’s no more space. Then inch back and forth :D

Turn on the music and sing along. Sometimes you won’t need that. Sing along your neighbor’s music!

If no one has the cassette on, then they’re usually the cursing honking type. Join the mob and honk along. If too noisy, 2alleb noor every 2 secs. At your peak ba2a, roll the windows up and curse everyone around.

If you’re a peaceful guy, just glare at everyone who looks into your car as if they were the ones in the mawkeb! Hit the steering wheel, kick the door and freak out totally. Or just scold your passenger, he’ll understand :S

Cell phones akeed were created for those days. You can always make that phone call you’ve been postponing. Or you can master Sudoku.

Or turn on your Bluetooth, search for any others who are turned on then message them about the cram :P

If you don’t find any active Bluetooth, pick one of those numbers written on the back of cars “lelbee3” and call them.

El3ab fe mana7’eerak. Mawkeb blocks are the perfect place where people examine the contents of their own nose! 7aga keda 3ala mostawa el mawqef.

Put back your seat in a horizontal position and do sit ups. Ba3d showayya leave it the way it is and snooze ;)

You can finally discover some of those dash buttons. Make sure you’re back speakers are really broken, and that it’s not the speaker balance.

Squirt water onto your windscreen until it runs out then wipe it off.

Under all circumstances you should not drink. With the windscreen washer thing it can get real messy :P

Remember that the best way to handle a mawkeb block is to enjoy it. Ana 3an nafsy I enjoy it big time, looking out of my front balcony!!