June 22, 2008

A Guys’ Guide to “What Girls Shouldn’t Do at Parties!”

Out of all the tips you must have heard about what you should and shouldn’t do at a party, you’ll be shocked of what guys think. Some of the famous girl tactics for parties just gotta be eliminated; crossed out of existence!!
I figured out that almost all of the girls’ 7arakat are totally obvious we makshoofa. 3ashan keda, without 7arakat remains the cutest and the most mysterious :D Guys will have nothing to interpret and a mystery personality to figure out ;)
So I asked Ali Ashraf and Karim Lala, my two party pals about the silliest things some girls do at parties. This is what they had for me.
What to Wear When
“Mesh mohem teb2a labsa super, bas teb2a labsa tabee3y!!” Ya3ny if it’s a Fridays party during the day time you can’t be wearing a designer dress and heels, and act like this is your regular outfit :P You can’t wear your new sunglasses at night, not even on your head. “Sa3at ashoof wa7da ma3aha 2 sunglasses. When I ask her why, she says the funky one is for her head, and the regular one is for her face :D el moseeba ennaha a3da we 7assa ennaha akher 7aga” :D
Eah da, enta meen?
“Ana 2a3ed fe 7aly, we gayaly wa7da te2olly, enta meen? :) De betestahbel!” Guys are not stupid. They can tell when you’re acting like you don’t know them. It’s all over your face. So making a guy feel unpopular is eventually inverted and he’ll feel he’s a star. And this is what people call a serious CRUSH ;) A simple “Hi, I remember you” would seem much more confident.
Nooo Touchy!
Guys naturally like to take the lead, so dragging a guy from his hand for any reason is in guy language offensive! A verbal invitation, “ta3ala a3arafak 3ala so7aby” should do the job. And if you know the least about guys, you’ll know a goofy trip-over in front of the girls is a killer! So no dragging!!
The Name Jam
“Fag2a I’m being introduced to 30 or more names!! We kol esm yet2al marra wa7da.” A guy will end up remembering names of the babes, and a couple or more guys out of the bunch :D So offer to introduce a guy to 3 or 4 people. If they don’t get along, introduce them to more.
The Desperate Wave
Waving your hand every single minute looks like you’re desperate for the guy. Ali says, “Wa7da, kol ma 3eny tegy 3aleeha tebtesem we te3mel byebye.” She’s obvious! Besides, most guys feel awkward waving their hand across a party room. Law talba awy, a smile or some random signal is more than enough.
The Real Charm
If you feel charming, you don’t have to act so. “Wa7da shaklaha lazeez, bas wakhda fe nafsaha alam we mesh bet3abar 7ad. 7atta lamma to2oom tor2os, betet7arak like a mummy!!” That’s one degree less not more. Charming and spontaneous is the real knockout :)
“El-Taw2am El-Moltaseq”
An exaggerated relationship between 2 girls looks exactly like 2 guys slow dancing :S “Etneen, be nafs el lebs ma3 e7’telaf el alwan, nafs tare2et el kalam, we beyor2oso ma3 ba3d!! Menna we Nahla :S “
Totally Silent Gals
If you’re all silent and you find difficulty putting sentences together, it’s a good idea to smile, comment, agree to others, keda ya3ny; sort of filling in :D “Fe wa7da tela2eeha mebalema keda we mestaghraba mesh 3aref leah”. Usually the first impression of a girl like that is either she’s arrogant or habla :oP
Deliberate Sexy Laughs
All girls have party tactics, but sometimes things get out of control. Ya3ny a girl would be talking then gets louder, and louder, then eventually, ha haaaaaa! “Eshtaaa, el bet de 3ayza tetzabat!!” ;) Guys look at a loud girl as if she’s carrying a “I’m Sexy” sign. But if you’re a girl friend or a fiancé, they’ll definitely ask you to keep it low!
The Freaking Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
One of Karim’s shocking tips was, “The silliest of all is the super-exaggerated “hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii” girls do when they meet :S I mean, they probably hadn’t met for a week or less, but still show that crazy emotional stuff when they meet.” The conversation that follows is usually junk, mesh 3ala mostawa el meeting at all :P

Conversation Interruptions
According to guys “It gets really frustrating when girls keep taking timeouts out of a conversation to say something to a friend of theirs” :S So pausing your chat with a guy every 5 minutes is totally annoying and kills the chat.
If you’re not a pro, you’re an amateur, ya3ny every tactic of yours will be see through :D So whenever you hang out in a party either act like a pro, or stick to the natural and spontaneous look ;)
MarwaYehia

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